He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
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I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
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he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
All the doctor said was why
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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