Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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