that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
21 Porn Stars Confess What Sex Is Really Like On Set
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
19 People That Found Pubes In All The Wrong Places
this hospital has no fireball
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT