I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
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Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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