am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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