I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
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