butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
She is in my trunk
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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