you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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