im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Its about making memories worth repressing
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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