Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
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Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
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