your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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