I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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