May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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