tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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