super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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