doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
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I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
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You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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