found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Randomize
