Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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