Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
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