Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Tell her she can't have a vagina
i think my mom watched the whole time
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I need water and some morals
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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