I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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