LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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