Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
i think im in europe. pls send help
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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