Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Don't read too much into what I just sent. I love you, always have, but I'm drunk and sorry for the confusion.
Which part? The boyfriend or the sex?
Boyfriend. SEX IS ON!!!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
