The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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