is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
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