I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me π
Too much dab too little lung dying π΅π΅π΅
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