i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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