Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
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Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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