I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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