And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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