I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
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The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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