I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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