Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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