his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I just want nice things and good sex
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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