Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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