IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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