and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Found the puke drawer
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
