Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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