I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
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Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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