I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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