We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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