why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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