Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
i out mim tonsoeep
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