I wish I could punch you in the face.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
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Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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