"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
It's like God shit irony all over that family
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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