We're facebook friends in real life
I skipped work to stalk him.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize