Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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