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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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