That's intense
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
