So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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