we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
sex in a hospital.. check
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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