I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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