i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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